Videojuegos. / Videogames.

Últimamente sueño con hacer un webcomic bonito y currado. Puede que lo haga, algún día. De momento, disfrutad de mis cutre dibujos a boli sobre folios escaneados! (Muy auténticos, por otra parte).

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I've been dreaming about making a beautiful, elaborated webcomic. I may do it, someday. For the moment, enjoy my shabby pen drawings on scanned paper! (More authentic, on the other hand).

Take this, dumbass! SCORE: You > 20. Everyone else > 2034000
I'm super bad

You are good! You're gonna beat the record! / I don't work well under pressure! / Good bye.
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Ew, I'm so bad, I'm never going to beat you. / Don't be so defeatist! With a little practise you'll get better. / See? You're already getting better. / Hey, hey! You are breaking me out! / YEEEAH!/ IMPOSSIBLE!

Casi fin de curso. / Almost end of course.

Antes de nada, perdonad la terrible legibilidad del Lifebook. Ya me he saltado la sección roja y la sección lila porque era imposible dibujar en ellas; me hubiera sentido mal si no aprovechara la naranja. Si sufrís de problemas de visión, mejor ni intentéis leerlo! Más abajo hay algunas tiras que se leen un poco mejor, junto unos cuantos bocetillos que he tenido tiempo de hacer. Tengo unas ganas increíbles de que se acabe el curso y poderme dedicar a dibujar en serio. ¡Ya falta menos!

Before anything, excuse the terrible legibility of my Lifebook. I've already skipped the red and purple sections because it was impossible to draw on them, but I would have feel bad if I wouldn't have used the orange section. If you suffer from bad vision, better don't even try reading it! There are some strips that read better below, along with some sketches. I want incredibly hard for the course to finish so I can be able to draw seriously again. Coming soon!

- Honey, are you gay? - Yeah. Do you know who's gay too? You, according to your watsapp state. - That's why people was telling me strange things!

- How do you see yourself in ten years? - I don't know, I suppose starting my career, being good at what I do... But most importantly; having a huge fridge always full of supercool food. //
- Honey, I've realised that other girls are too embarassed to fart in front of their boyfriends. Am I a filthy girl? - That's cause they don't see each other everyday! Sweetie, as long as you don't put your ass in my face when farting, I don't mind. - I'll keep it in mind.   

- Hey, why don't we make a jam session with our guitars?
- My guitar is broken, but you can do a jam session by yourself with your ass, if you want to.
- Ha ha, true! 

Romy, cutie, what do you want? - Oh, so you wanna play?! - They have such a good time

- You're always on the phone! - You never look at your phone! *Pau's note: that was a joke 

-That's a confession that it hurts to do but... - I don't share your passion for watching old Simpson episodes  - Simpson's on TV! -Not again... / I know that makes me a weirdo... And I won't be able to join the Simpson-episodes conversations (which are a lot) / But I will learn to live with that. - HAHA that episode is awesome!

Mi gozo en un pozo. / My hopes are dashed

Me enteré que daban una beca de cómic (no sabía ni que existieran), y toda emocionada corrí a hacer unas tiras, que era lo que pedían para participar. Las envié toda contenta, pero al día siguiente me llamaron los organizadores, diciéndome que tengo que vivir en Cataluña para participar. OKAY, perdón por ser mallorquina.  O sea que nada, mi gozo en un pozo. Pero eh, al menos tengo tres tiras acabadas.

I noticed that a comic scolarship was given (I didn't even know they existed), and all excited I made some strips, that was what they were asking to take part. I happily sent them, but the next day the organizers called to tell me that I have to live in Catalonia in order to participate. OKAY, sorry to be from Majorca. Nothing in that case, my hopes are dashed. But hey, at least I have a few strips finished. 

Cuando suela el WhatsApp. / Qué pesados.../ Cuando no suena el WhatsAppa. / ¡Nadie me habla!
When WhatsApp sounds. / You're so tiring / When WhatsApp doesn't sound. / No one talks to me!

Bichos. / Y después de todas estas intrigantes historias de fantasmas, hablemos de unos seres muy naturales: los bichos. / Tú te quedas. / Ah, no, esto sí que no lo veo.
Bugs./ And after all these intiguing ghost stories, let's talk about something more natural: bugs! / You're staying. / Oh no, I'm not looking at that. 

No, es aquí, ves a B. / No, no es aquí, ves a C./ Qué bien llevas la burocracia ¿no?/ Es divertido, si te lo tomas como un deporte!
No, not here, go to 'B'/ Not here, go to 'C'/You do well with bureaucracy, don't you? /I take it as my daily dose of exercice already. It's fun!

Y ya que esto de dibujar lo que me pase en el sketchbook ya es costumbre, voy a bautizarlo como lifebook. Viva la inventiva. 

So as taking pictures of my sketchbook has become an habit, I'm gonna call it lifebook for now on. 

Lifebook 25 - 29 May 2013     

The weather's so good already! I wanna do so many things. / Yeah, but now we have to study/. PARTY POOPER

Honey? I think the lentils have made me sick. / Mmm, gonna turn on the lights. /  Oh, poor thing!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!/ I'M SICK TO DEATH ABOUT YOU / OH YES? YOU ARE USELESS! / YOU SUCK! -> (continues in the next page)

...HELLISH PIECE OF JUNK / FUCKING PROGRAM //
Yeah man, I'm a healthy girl / HEEELLOO/ Hello... 

STRENGTH: I have to study. / CHARM: Please, stay!
S: I can't, tomorrow I wake up early / C: But I wanna be with you...
CHARM: Why don't you help me to pass my exams? STRENGHT: You're right, you have a duty!
Arghh I lost! //
Do you know all those strips I was working on all day, yesterday? They rejected them. You know why? Cause I don't live in Catalonia. They're always fucking me in the ass, right? -->

... but life has taught me to not get angry nor frustrated when you get fucked, cause they're gonna do it SO MANY times, that  it will be weird when they don't, and then you're going kind of miss it.
SO YEAH, I'M HAPPY, I LIKE BEING FUCKED.
I LIKE IT I LIKE IT!  

Días normales. / Normal days.

- So after all those intriguing ghost stories, let's talk about some natural beings: bugs.
- NO, NO, I'M NOT LOOKING AT THIS.
- YOU'RE STAYING. 

- That's the best spot on the bus, no one bothers you!
- Wanna sit? *GOOD PERSON*
- Eh, oh! No, thanks!

- No, not here, go to 'B'
- Not here, go to 'C'
- You do well with bureaucracy, don't you?
- I take it as my daily dose of exercice already. It's fun!
*Go to 'Z'

When WhatsApp sounds:
- So annoying!
When WhatsApp doesn't sound:
- No one talks to me!

Mosquito Attack.

Tengo algunas cosas interesantes en mente, pero como estoy en sprint final de curso, sólo tengo tiempo para bocetillos tontos! (Y para ver Juego de Tronos también).

I have some interesting things in mind, but as I'm in the final race to the end of course, I only have time for dumb sketches! (Also to see Game of Thrones). 

In every group of friends there's who loves Tarantino and who hates him.
- His movies are bullshit!
- You know nothing!
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Pablo's house. Ready to see an episode of Game of Thrones, a shadow appears.
Oh, it's a...
Monster!